A Zoology Lesson with Mandy

The Jackalope (Lepus-temperamentlus)

(aka: antelabbit, aunt benny, Wyoming thisled hare, or stagbunny)

This cute and furry creature is the Jackalope, one of the rarest animals in the world. It is a native of the American West, and the natives referred to it as a deerbunny. It is a hybrid of either an antelope and a species of killer rabbit or a pygmy-deer and killer rabbit. There is a flying version of this creature that can be found only in Wall, South Dakota. They are extremely smart and extremely rare, which explains why very little is truly known about these creatures and why very few have been captured.

Jackalope milk can be used for many medicinal purposes and as an aphrodisiac. The milk comes out already homogenized because of the powerful jumping capabilities that this creature has. Females can be milked while they are asleep, but this is strongly discouraged. These creatures are extremely shy, but once approached they become a dangerous killing machine.

The jackalope is so rare because they only breed during electrical storms that include hail. Also, very few have ever been captured because they can imitate many sounds, including that of the human voice. When being chased, they elude their captors by saying things like "That way!" and "Over there!" However, capture of these creatures is made easier if a flask of whiskey is placed outside at night. The jackalope has an extreme fondness for this drink, and after drinking it will become extremely intoxicated and move much slower.

Jackalope hunting is allowed in Douglas, Wyoming after the purchase of a special hunting license. The official season for hunting the Jackalope is between the hours of midnight and two am on June 31. The few who have caught a jackalope report that the meat has a similar taste to that of lobster.

This was your Zoology lesson with Mandy.

Sunny April Days...in February

The past two days here have been absolutely amazingly beautiful. Temperature up in the mid sixties to low seventies, perfect weather for dresses and shorts and being outside...and IT'S FEBRUARY!!!

Yesterday Joel and I went and took a walk in the park. It was quite fun...until we saw two girls around the age of 12 who looked like prosti-tots. It made me sad....and throw up a little in my mouth. Honestly, why do mothers let their young girls dress like hookers? Seriously, I don't get it. Why would you want to be out in public with your 12 year old daughter and have some 40 year old man come up to her and ask her how much it would be for a night? Come on! Why would you do that? People really make me sick. *vomit goes here*

On a much better, non-slut note, today was even more so enjoyable. I got to sit outside in the residence quad with Sam, Kathleen, Rochelle, Emily and Elisabeth and study. Well, it was actually more laughing and talking and coloring than studying, but it was still fun. It was also much better because there were no prosti-tots seen today.

It's still such a nice evening that I currently have my window open enjoying the occasional nice breeze that floats through the opening and blows my curtain. It makes me smile, a lot.

Snow

It is currently 1:42 am, and here in Charlotte it is snowing. That's right guys, snow. No, seriously, I'm talking about the flaky white stuff that falls from the sky when it's cold. You know, frozen yet soft precipitation? It's sticking to the ground...well, the grass, trees, cars, cement benches and walls, roofs, gravel.....so far everything but the roads. As you all can guess, I am really hoping that it does stick to the roads. Why, you may ask. Because, sillies, that means that classes are canceled and we have yet another SNOW DAY!!! The days that all students from kindergarten to senior in college alike look forward to. And since I am in Charlotte, and they are much like Georgia here one single snow flake means that everything shuts down and people run out to the stores to buy up milk and bread.

On that note, why do people stock up on milk and bread when it snows? I mean, are milk sandwiches really going to save you in a blizzard? And did you know that before a hurricane makes landfall people stock up on plywood (as can be expected) and POP-TARTS! Why? I have no clue. I guess if they run out of plywood, they can finish boarding up their windows with pop-tarts.

Anyhow.....back to the fact that it's snowing here. It's so beautiful. I'm looking out my window right now and I can see these huge flakes falling and swirling in the cold air right before they hit the ground. It is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen.

For future reference...I love snow. And I really love Charlotte.

Life Tips

Well, this post has much to do with the title...yes, it involves life tips. Specifically one that my boyfriend left on my roommate's white board.

Back story: Joel and I entered my room, and soon after Laura entered. She looked a little shocked and shaken and kind of like she had a bad day. Well, after speaking with her for a brief moment (I never did figure out what it was that was bothering her) Joel and I left my room after I grabbed what ever it was that I was in need of. Upon the exit of my room, Joel wrote something on Laura's white board that is on our door. It read:

"If you're having a bad day, just think about how ugly the platypus is.
Joel"

So, after thinking on this, I have realized that this is true. Not only will the sight of the platypus make you giggle...a lot...but also just think of the plight it has to go through every day. Honestly, think about how bad it must suck if you were one of nature's ugliest creatures ever. In comparison, you're probably better off then the platypus on any day. (Unless your dog dies, your spouse leaves you, you get hit by a car, and you loose all your belongings in a house fire.) And not only is it one of the ugliest, but it's nature's hodgepodge of parts!

So, if you are having a bad day, take Joel's advice, think about how ugly the platypus is.

And here is a platypus for you to reference....

(I have nothing against the platypus....I promise.)